This week’s biggest gainers:
That’s a heavy load of Bear you’re carrying on your shoulders.
Third-string QB came thisclose to a Hollywood ending.
Oprah Winfrey’s Secret Sister
Every woman’s fantasy came true for one.
Polls showed you pulling away in the mayor’s race but…
This week’s biggest losers:
You didn’t get the two votes that counted.
Um, Rex Grossman won his NFC title game for the Bears. Just saying.
Now you’ll have four-and-a-half years of up-close-and-personal time to convince your fellow convicts that you didn’t really torture them.
You had your shot to go out in a blaze of Bears glory but played like a Cub.
Octogenarian cultural czar went down swinging (and we bet swearing, too).