This week’s biggest gainers:
The Supremes say you’re on the ballot and the media says you’re a shoo-in. Do we still need to vote?
We’d get an ulcer too, if we’d had to wait this long to know that our stellar season landed us a starting slot in the All-Star game.
Sure, your life’s a tragic heartbreaker but at least you made the “American Idol” cut.
The governor took a break from taxing us and signed a historic civil unions law.
How about going for Stanley Cup MVP now that you’ve earned the All-Star Game honor?
This week’s biggest losers:
The guy got a new job, but that’s still one ugly Packers tie.
Carol Moseley Braun
No truth to the rumor that her calling an opponent “strung out on crack” was due to the effects of Braun being strung out on organic hibiscus tea.
Threw a “Hail Mary” pass in the mayoral race by calling for a Chicago-hosted Super Bowl but it fell incomplete.
Streets and San honcho prepared for a really bad week as his legions got ready to remove the snow falling from the greatest blizzard in the history of the universe.
Ousted as WFLD/Fox weather anchor just as her namesake threatened upheaval across the country.