This Week’s Biggest Gainers:
The Lookingglass Ensemble
Tony, from New York, says he loves ya!
Have you noticed? His once hapless White Sox are in striking range of first place.
Signaling a commitment to transparency, the new mayor published the salaries of all city workers and the media swooned.
Illinois Senator beat back evil bankers in a money-muscled attempt to crush his small-biz-friendly debit card legislation.
Um, Scottie? LeBron? Hardly.
This Week’s Biggest Losers:
New mayor welcomed with a national-headline-making Mag Mile crime wave.
Have you noticed? His once hopeful Cubs are in striking distance of last place.
Sun-Times fired its TV columnist after she bailed on “Glee Live” show when her kid puked (that could have been her review!) and cribbed the finale, incorrectly.
Too bad Illinois trials aren’t televised, since your testimony sounds like it would have been quite the entertainment. Bet the jury isn’t finding it as funny in deliberations reruns…
Sheesh. You’d think Groupon’s IPO filing would be a happy occasion, not a dinner bell for vultures.