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Film


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CAPITAL IDEAS
"The Widow of Saint-Pierre" chronicles redemption and sacrifice in a historical backwater

ON THE ROCKS
Ten films that will make you want to drink alone

LOST IN ACTION
"Exit Wounds" features a Steven Seagal looking bored out of his mind, and editing where there once was unforgettable ability

NEWFOUND GLORY
Hope gets sneaky in "It All Starts Today"

A REAL WORLD WAR
The most expensive European film to date, "Enemy at the Gates" accomplishes much with a story that contains very little

UNREEL STRUGGLE
Jon Lewis goes deep with "Hollywood v. Hard Core: How the Struggle Over Censorship Saved the Modern Film Industry"

BLOW HARD
Raise your hand if you're tired of quirky UK comedies featuring quaint townsfolk who engage in outlandish contests. Oops, here comes "Blow Dry."

A DYING ART
Pop-damaged "Too Tired to Die" fails to motivate

BAD COMPANY
Set before and during the Bay of Pigs invasion, the woeful "Company Man" follows a private-school teacher who becomes a CIA operative in Cuba
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OLD DOG, NEW TRICKS
Extreme opposites attract in the slightly offbeat boy-meets-girl tale "When Brendan Met Trudy"

DON'T WASTE THE TIME
"15 Minutes" wastes a good cast on a contrived, pseudo-cathartic revenge fantasy

COULD IT BE... SATAN?
IMAX film "Haunted Castle" has lots of buzz, but no soul for rock 'n' roll

MOGULS & MOBS
In "Movie Wars," critic Jonathan Rosenbaum takes on the "media-industrial complex" and how it controls the movies we see

SPOT CHECK
It's dog-bites-testicle in the woeful "See Spot Run"

GAY BLADES
Set among the samurai of the 19th century, Nagisa Oshima's "Taboo" is a surprisingly subdued affair

QUESTIONS OF CLASS
In "The Taste of Others," a factory owner falls for a stage actress while a promiscuous bodyguard tries to go steady with a hash-dealing barmaid

POLISHED UP
With "Last Resort," Pawel Pawlikowski promises to be one of the greatest Polish filmmakers outside Poland

BUMMER VACATION
Six kids uncover a scheme that would eliminate summer break in "Recess: School's Out"

CAUGHT IN A TRAP
Elvis heist flick "3000 Miles to Graceland" is hypnotically awful

FLOGGING THE MONKEY
Brendan Fraser stars in "Monkeybone," the half-animated tale of a cartoonist horrified at the big sellout

NO KIDDING
Hell is for children in the compelling British coming-of-age tale "Ratcatcher"

ACTION, JACKSON
"Pollock" unsympathetically follows the artist from near-anonymity, through the height of his artistic powers, and all the way to his alcohol-filled final days

A FINE CUBAN
"Life Is to Whistle" offers a dreamlike narrative about the quest for happiness

STONED AGAIN
A mammoth box set sums up Oliver Stone, every blustery bit

SMELLY MESS
"Sweet November" remakes the equally emetic 1968 original

BACKYARD WAR
"Kippur" conveys the strangeness and futility of a war so close you could reach it in your Fiat 128

EROS FOR RENT
Love and sex beyond the Hollywood mainstream

PREDICTING OSCAR
A look at likely nominations in the five major Academy Award categories

GREETING-CARD SENTIMENTS
"Moon Shadow," about a mathematician who travels to his childhood villa in Sicily, falls victim to aggravating arthouse sentimentality

SEOUL MUSIC
"Chunhyang," the 97th film directed by Im Kwon Taek, is also one of the first Korean films to win distribution in the U.S. It's a fable worth retelling.

DUMB & BUMMER
"Saving Silverman" can't even rescue itself

UNDERNEATH IT ALL
Tom Gilroy's first feature, "Spring Forward," is a subtly powerful reminder that there are few experiences more transfixing than gazing into another human face

LOST IN TIME
Featuring a confused performance by Jordana Brewster, "The Invisible Circus" is yet another feeble attempt to deal with the baggage of the 1960s

LEAVE IT BEHIND
The latest from the underground Christian movie industry, "Left Behind" turns Biblical scripture into boneheaded action-adventure

MANNEQUINS
"Head Over Heels" gets its ill-fitting comedy off the rack

TO DUB OR NOT TO DUB
Debating the merits of film subtitles

CLAIM STUMPING
Sarah Polley gives a standout performance in Michael Winterbottom's unconventional Western, but "The Claim" is subtle to the point of being obscure

GUNS & BETTYS
"Sugar & Spice," the latest of the hopefully waning trend of cheerleader movies, plays its potentially dark premise too safe

SINGING SOPRANO
William H. Macy plays a hit man in therapy in the exhausting "Panic"

BLOOD BROTHERS
"Shadow of the Vampire" details an unholy alliance between director and vampire on the set of "Nosferatu"

CRUEL FATES
Sean Penn's "The Pledge" shrouds a study of character as destiny in the guise of a murder mystery

DEATH, DRUGS & DOGGEREL
You can learn a lot of wrong lessons about New York City by watching "Once in the Life"

HOUSE OF PAIN
Terence Davies' "House of Mirth" adaptation finds the hypocrisy in Edith Wharton's age, and ours

ART OF DARKNESS
Film noir is a genre you shouldn't shed too much light on

MONDO TIJUANA
If you like it rough, take a ride on the "Night Train"

UNWRAPPING SUSPENSE
In director Sam Raimi's gripping new thriller, "The Gift," a psychic Cate Blanchett confronts a terrorizing Keanu Reeves

FIRST RATE
The MovieLens site does a good job of recommending movies you would actually enjoy watching

WHY MOVIES DISAPPOINT
Rewinding seven influential developments in the cinema over the past decade

SEEING DOUBLE
"Double Take" slams together every predictable plot turn you can imagine, then accelerates them so they often come off very funny

TRUST BUSTED
Ryan Phillippe, Tim Robbins, Claire Forlani and Rachel Leigh Cook miss an opportunity to craft an intriguing techo-thriller in "Antitrust"

OVEREXTENDED FAMILY
A three-hour contemporary family drama with an intricate soap-opera plot, "Yi Yi" is nonetheless Taiwanese writer-director Edward Yang's first international success

AGONY & ECSTASY
A legend in life and death, Italian director Pier Paolo Pasolini made excess into art

MIXING IT UP
In "O Brother, Where Art Thou?" the Coen brothers sing the praises of cultural miscegenation

SICILIAN PIE
"Malena," Giuseppe Tornatore's tale of a soldier's wife fending for herself in WWII Sicily, is alternately teasing and brutal

DUDE, WHERE'S THAT VIDEO?
The best teen movies you've probably never seen

TAPPING A VEIN
Horrormeister Wes Craven exec-produced "Dracula 2000," a surprisingly stylish and frequently clever stab at the vampire legend

FEARFUL NEW CENTURY
Who would deny that the world we live in is as scary, insincere and strange as an Alfred Hitchcock movie?

OVERSTUFFED
The conventional sex comedy "Chocolat" is a plummy art-house ham with all the trimmings

FAST-FORWARD TO THE FUTURE
Staying home New Year's Eve? Ring in 2001 with some New Year's-themed films.

HORSEFEATHERS
With his take on "All the Pretty Horses," Billy Bob Thornton sends Cormac McCarthy to the glue factory

ROLLING IN THE AISLES
As writer-director David Mamet deftly shows in "State and Main," it takes just as much effort and commitment to make a bad movie as it does to craft a good one

EYE-POPPING DISCS
A sensual force of nature enters homes everywhere with the recent DVD releases of Brigitte Bardot's films

CAGE GETS A GLIMPSE
"The Family Man" is a far more engaging film than the deplorable trailer would lead you to believe

AFFABLE LOSERS
Although the writing isn't as clever as the movies "Dude, Where's My Car?" emulates, Ashton Kutcher and Seann William Scott are charming

POOR PAGEANT
"Miss Congeniality" forces audiences to endure another round of Sandra Bullock playing cutesy--but at least William Shatner is a hoot

SEA CHANGE
Shanghai is the scene for doomed romance in "Suzhou River"

HOME IS FOR HEARTBURN
Our national melting pot gets stirred up in "What's Cooking?"

DRAGON YAWNER
"Dungeons & Dragons" isn't a dreadful movie, just routine and a little uninvolving

ROUND & ROUND
Taiwanese melodrama "Yi Yi" explores the cycles of life

EAR SHOTS
Family members take sides in a debate over deaf culture in the documentary "Sound and Fury"

FLATLINERS
If it weren't for all the yelling, "Proof of Life" would be DOA

VERTICALLY CHALLENGED
Mountain-climbing movie "Vertical Limit" chokes on thin air

KILLER'S KISS
William H. Macy stars in "Panic," a middle-age angst movie with a twist

SADE STORY
"Quills" offers an intriguing look at the last years of the Marquis de Sade

MIGHTY APHRODITES
Remarkable characters find love at the "Venus Beauty Institute"

RESERVOIR DOGS REUNITE
The Steve Buscemi-directed "Animal Factory" adapts the novel by convict-turned-author Edward Bunker about life in San Quentin

IT CAME FROM THE NORTH POLE
This year roast "It's a Wonderful Life" on an open fire and check out these lesser-known Yuletide film classics

REMEMBERING STEVE MCQUEEN
Twenty years ago this month, the last really convincing American film actor met an untimely death

SEEING SPOTS
Rehashing the original, "102 Dalmatians" does its talky, overwrought business

POPCORN SEASON
It's the time of year for more movies than you can shake your laser at

NO, BUT I READ THE MOVIE
Books into films or films from auteurs: Let's make up our critical minds

MEAN GREEN GRINCHY MACHINE
"How the Grinch Stole Christmas" is a reminder of what Hollywood can do

SCRIPT STATIC CLINGS
Despite solid direction and strong performances by Ben Affleck and Gwyneth Paltrow, "Bounce" suffers from screenplay failure

ALL WE WANT FOR CHRISTMAS
Which fall films will be tasty Thanksgiving treats, and which ones will be lumps of coal in our stockings?

PLAYING GOD
Schwarzenegger continues his investigations into the future, taking on evil scientists in "The 6th Day"

PARIS MATCH
The Rugrats return with another dose of their animated mayhem with "Rugrats in Paris," which will appeal to kids and adults alike

WHERE ARE THE BOOBS?
If Hollywood is going to keep making crappy movies, the least it can do is give us some nudity

AGGRESSIVELY TEDIOUS
Cobbled together from bits of "Run Lola Run" and "Reservoir Dogs," "Non-Stop" is a gruelingly tedious po-mo Japanese crime flick

HONOR UNBOUND
"Men of Honor" mixes in all of Hollywood's military cliches

DEVILISH FUN
Adam Sandler's "Little Nicky" serves up a macabre mixture of sinister laughs and satanic undertones

RAVEN THRILLER
Michael Jackson will play Edgar Allan Poe in a film. Really. We swear. No joke.

HEALTHY PURSUIT
"Just Looking," a peek at 1950s carnal curiosity directed by "Seinfeld"'s Jason Alexander, is a charming, ribald memory tale

PERSIAN PERSONA
"A Time for Drunken Horses" finds a Bergman among the Kurds

WEARING THE UNION LABEL
"Live Nude Girls Unite!" examines the power of group action in the sex-work industry

BAG IT
With "The Legend of Bagger Vance," Robert Redford glosses over America's racist past and leaves Will Smith smiling and nodding

JOIN THE CLUB
There's little romance but lots of good gay-community examples in forgettable comedy "The Broken Hearts Club"

HEAVY PETTING
Manimals make for some hairy allegory in "The Wolves of Kromer"

PAINTING BY NUMBERS
"Goya in Bordeaux" is a lushly filmed wallow in the loves and tribulations of the long-suffering artist

CHANTASTIC
Jackie Chan weaves a splendid film out of "The Legend of Drunken Master"

JACK'S BACK
In "The Nightmare Before Christmas," filmmakers Tim Burton and Henry Selick proved Halloween is the best holiday of all

LOVE BARKS
"Moonlight Whispers" puts teen romance on a leash

RAINER DROPS
"Water Drops on Burning Rocks" resurrects a sexy, outrageous Fassbinder story

NOT SO RANDOM ACTS OF KINDNESS
"Pay It Forward" warms the heart without cheap tricks

INSIDE THE GLASS BOOTH
"The Specialist" documents the chilling trial of Nazi Adolf Eichmann

FODDER OF OUR COUNTRY
Exploring the nature of love in "George Washington"

CHRONICLING THE KINDERTRANSPORT
A documentary about the mass rescue of children from the Nazis, "Into the Arms of Strangers" offers no easy endings

HOOD WINKING
"One" rehashes the old neighborhood good seed/bad seed drama

HEAL THYSELF
"Dr. T and the Women" finds Richard Gere drowning in femininity

LADIES PAN
"Ladies Man" Tim Meadows stars in another unfunny widget from the SNL movie miss machine

TOURETTE'S TALE
"The Tic Code"'s tale of an afflicted musician manages to work out a complex relationship between mother and son

EASYGOING EMPATHY
"Catfish in Black Bean Sauce" finds an African-American couple adopting a pair of Vietnamese waifs after the fall of Saigon

UNDERGROUND MEN
"Dark Days" throws light on a small band of people who live in New York City's subway tunnels

WANDERING MAN
Award-winning gay drama "Urbania" mistakes opacity for profundity

STILLER RUNS DEEP
Ben Stiller brings depth to the unexceptional "Meet the Parents"

FRENCH TWISTED
A labyrinthine love affair complicates "Alice and Martin"

THE PEACEMAKER
An Irish housewife turns activist in "Titanic Town," a perceptive film about the Troubles

QUIRKY CINEMA
In "Barenaked in America," Barenaked Ladies are as eager to please as performing seals. You'll either want to pinch their cheeks or punch their lights out.

PIGSKIN POLEMIC
Denzel Washington brings human drama to the football actioner "Remember the Titans"

IT'S A DOG'S LIFE
Canines endure the sins of their handlers in Christopher Guest's brilliant "Best in Show"

SHOOTING PHISH
Official tour doc "Bittersweet Motel" reveals little beyond the fact that the band deliberately lops off people's heads when asked to pose for pictures with fans

FACTORY SHOWROOM
The French "Human Resources" stays intense despite the fact that its naturalistic characters spend most of their time debating the 35-hour work week

WHAT POSSESSED THEM?
Billed as "the version you've never seen," Warner Bros.' 27th anniversary re-release of "The Exorcist" adds 12 minutes of footage and clumsily remastered sound

CRUZ CONTROL
Penelope Cruz sautees her way through a postcard San Francisco in "Woman on Top"

SCI-FI, SEQUELS & SURPRISES
Watch for some fun and craziness in Hollywood's unconventional autumn lineup

HARD KNOCK LIFERS
Hip-hop doc "Backstage" locates the angry, aching pulse that fuels the music

DON'T WATCH
"The Watcher" is a textbook study of the oversights music-video directors make in helming poorly written feature films

TAKE THE BAIT
Jamie Foxx is on the run in Antoine Fuqua's sensationally stylish and surprisingly smart "Bait"

FOR THE LOVE OF MIC
"Duets" explores the world of karaoke singing, and it does so rather sweetly at that

END OF THE INNOCENCE
A restored version of the 1970 Rolling Stones documentary "Gimme Shelter" chronicles the death of a dream

HIGH FIDELITY FOR WOMEN
"Love and Sex" overcomes occasional sentimentality with a clever screenplay, sexual straight talk and a razor-sharp sense of comic timing

BIGGEST TENT
IMAX proves the perfect theatrical vehicle for Cirque du Soleil's "Journey of Man"

TOY GLORIES
"Buzz Lightyear of Star Command" pops an intelligent, lively science-fiction cartoon into VCRs

NOT-SO-GREAT SCOTS
Fantasy film series grinds to a halt with "Highlander: Endgame"

WHIPPING WHIPPED
Amanda Peet has the talent and stunning good looks to steal parts from Heather Graham. But this is not a good career move, girlfriend.

BLEAK PREVIEWS
One of the worst ideas in marketing--ever--is coming to an ATM near you

BANG FOR YOUR BUCK
The Shooting Gallery Film Series aims to put American cinema back on target

ANYTHING THAT MOVES
Internet movie sites do big things with small screens

FALL FILM PREVIEW
Lady boxers, blissed-out bohemians take center screen

DERIVATIVE DRECK
"The Art of War" plays the greatest hits of the nineties action movie

ONE LAST HEIST
Low-key, character-driven "The Opportunists" is an actor's dream

OLDER, NOT WISER
It's "Goodfellas"-meets-"Golden Girls" in surprisingly amusing "The Crew"

GIVE ME AN S-H-I...
"Bring It On" is like a journey through hell except with less interesting dialogue

SMOKIN' GROOVE
The documentary "Grass" has the paranoid quality of a pothead who thinks the government has nothing better to do than follow him around all the time

LIZARD LOUNGING
"Godzilla 2000" offers a typical, hilarious chapter in the time-honored series

THE ULTIMATE RADICAL
Abbie Hoffman biopic "Steal This Movie" works because it never sinks to caricature

EARLY FALL
Decline and cliché in "Autumn in New York"

MIND EXPANDING
"The Cell" fires our synapses with powerful images

THEY GOT JOKES
"The Original Kings of Comedy" rule in their onscreen gig

IRREGULAR JOE
Flashing back with 1970s hippie-tripped "Joe"

OFF TARGET
"Girl on the Bridge," the story of a woman who restores a knife-thrower's faith, suffers from a dull performance by Vanessa Paradis

STREET MAGIC
"Wonderland" makes ordinary urban loneliness seem transcendent

HUMDRUM BUM
A loafing oaf preaches macho nonsense in "The Tao of Steve"

NO BLESSING
Kim Basinger tries to protect her 6-year-old niece from satanic forces in the implausible "Bless the Child"

CHASING NOIR
"The Woman Chaser" mines its humor by deftly weaving early sixties cool with the pathos and neuroses of the late nineties

SMOKE SCREEN
Not even Brenda Blethyn can rescue the wispy "Saving Grace"

GEEZER PLEASERS
"Space Cowboys" might be the year's most inoffensively, self-effacingly entertaining movie

MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISARRAY
Taking a bite out of "Coyote Ugly"

A SIDE OF BACON
Exploring "Hollow Man"'s baser instincts

WHO'S YOUR DADDY?
In "American Pimp," the Hughes brothers explore how and why pimps serve as cultural models for black men

CHO AND TELL
In "I'm the One That I Want," comedian Margaret Cho milks laughs out of crossing sexual boundaries

CHEESY GOODNESS
Trashy teen thriller "The In Crowd" is the great American junk-food movie

WAIST OF SPACE
Is "Nutty Professor II: The Klumps" any good? Fat chance

EYE TIMES
On the strange life and exceptional cosmetics of Tammy Faye

THE TOYS ARE BACK
"Pokemon: The Movie 2000" beefs up the plot and works for kid viewers

LOLLIPOP KID
A twentysomething man refuses to grow up in "Chuck & Buck"

I SEE DULL PEOPLE!
Harrison Ford and Michelle Pfeiffer unravel the sketchy mystery of "What Lies Beneath"

AMERICAN CUTIE
"Loser" looks for luck in all the wrong places

METAL MELTDOWN
Aliens, warlords and boobies--oh, my! It must be "Heavy Metal 2000."

YET ANOTHER MARVEL
"X-Men" join Hollywood's comic-book pantheon

RATING THE CRITIC
A self-confessed film geek struggles to find relevance in his work

NATIVE AMERICANA
"Coming to Light: Edward S. Curtis and the North American Indians" details a photographer's obsession with documenting Native-American life

BREAKING THE WAIFS
"Trixie"'s toxic pixie, Emily Watson, runs her career into a brick wall

THE OTHER KID
"Kikujiro" is a sweet picaresque tale of the physical and emotional journey of an ill-matched nine-year-old boy and the man who serves as his guide

PRIMO PRIMA
Don McGlynn's documentary "Louis Prima: The Wildest!" is an excellent musical remembrance of the legendary trumpeter and vocalist

MOOD SWINGING
Lars von Trier lurches from the outrageously absurd to a finish that ranks with the best of Ingmar Bergman in "The Idiots"

WALKING WOUNDED
Alison Maclean's "Jesus' Son" eyeballs oddballs

CRY HARD
"Disney's The Kid" reaffirms that Bruce Willis is a first-rate actor

MISSIONARY POSITION
Mormons take a leap of faith in "God's Army"

NOTHING UP ITS SLEEVE
"The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle" reeks of try-anything panic

FLAMING TIGERS
Opening up Siegfried and Roy's "Magic Box

TAKING WING
Spain's "Butterfly" deftly explores the relationship between a little boy and his teacher

MAN'S, MAN'S WORLD
"American Pimp" looks at the lives of street-level middle managers

DON'T TREAD ON MEL
"The Patriot"'s revolution is a musket in the head

MOVIE WITH A PORPOISE
"Dolphins" delivers what we expect from IMAX films: stunning landscape footage, user-friendly science info and a positive environmental message

REANIMATION
A classic cartoon meets modern eye-candy in "Fantasia 2000"

FATHER DAYS
Chris Roe took his dad around the world interviewing other fathers and sons for "Pop & Me"

TOYS OF SUMMER
A summer movie's true test is the quality of its toy store tie-ins

FAKING IT
"Boys and Girls" is an inferior, teen version of "When Harry Met Sally"

SHINING MOMENTS
In "Sunshine," a masterful Ralph Fiennes plays three generations of Hungarian Jews struggling to fit in

MONTANA BOUND
Rachael Leigh Cook essays a young woman's journey of self-discovery "The Hi-Line"

TITANIC A.E.
This animated sci-fi adventure is lost in space

LAST RESORT
With "Winter Sleepers," Tom Tykwer creates a head-spinning tale of fate, accident and human error

PARTY OF 500
"Groove" hard-sells the rave lifestyle

SOLID PULSE
"Better Living Through Circuitry" spins out a solid overview of the electronic music scene

FOAM ALONE
The makeup is impressive, but "Big Momma's House" falls flat in every other way

AUTO EROTICISM
Car-lust returns with the remake of "Gone in 60 Seconds"

DEVIANT BEHAVIORS
"8 1/2 Women" inspects sexuality and desire from a discomforting distance

TALES FROM THE BIBLE BELT
"Dirty Pictures" makes a lulling drama out of the Mapplethorpe controversy

LOVE, BRAZILIAN STYLE
"Bossa Nova" is a beautiful, airy ode to life and love in Rio

HARD TO BELIEVE
"Passion of Mind" is actually dopier than every other Demi Moore film

RUSSIAN TO FREEDOM
"East-West" reveals a murky Cold War chapter in European-Soviet relations

PALM READINGS
Separating the con artists from Cannes artistes

SHANGHAI SURPRISE
Jackie Chan has finally found his American secret weapon: Owen Wilson

HOWLER
In "Screwed," the writers of "Ed Wood" turn in inauspicious directorial debuts in this awful dognapping yarn

GOOD HEAVENS MISS YAMAMOTO!
She blinded me with Scientology: more horrifying, true tales of "Battlefield Earth"

COMING OF AGE, GENTLY
French-Canadian writer-director Léa Pool's "Set Me Free" (Emporte-Moi) stands apart from the genre's usual fare

HYMNS TO THE SILENCE
The mesmerizing Antonioni film "Beyond the Clouds" probes life's often silent realities

SADLY BEAUTIFUL
"The Color of Paradise" displays an uncommon sensitivity to the natural world

HOW LONG MUST I WAIT?
Waiting in line can be a good thing

JURASSIC SAP
Disney's "Dinosaur" doesn't live up to the gigantic hype

TITLE WAVE
A fine cast can't hide the lapses in "The Big Kahuna"

ONE STEP BACK
Jamie Foxx follows up his impressive dramatic performance in "Any Given Sunday" with a less-than-impressive lead role in the silly romantic comedy "Held Up"

HOLLYWOOD ON DRUGS
The big screen's portrayal of substance abuse has changed with the times

BATTLEFIELD MIRTH
The plot and acting of "Battlefield Earth" are laughably convoluted

JOE MEETS JOE
In "Joe Gould's Secret", Stanley Tucci dissects writer and subject

TRAFFIC JAMMED
"Human Traffic" is "Friends"-meets-"Trainspotting"--and that's no compliment

A TOUCH OF CLASS
With "Up at the Villa," Sean Penn transforms from bad boy to playboy

PUMPING UP A LEGACY
We still like Mike, but "Michael Jordan to the Max" too often pushes aside beautiful game footage for infomercial hang time

DREAM ON
"I Dreamed of Africa" offers dreamy scenery but little drama

BLANK SLATE
Everything old is old again in the crushingly familiar "Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas"

SERIOUS MAXIMUS
Ridley Scott's epic "Gladiator" is long on action, but short on wit

BAKKER SECRETS
Seeing life through "The Eyes of Tammy Faye"

BAREFOOT & PREGNANT
"Where the Heart Is" shows some real heart, but little realism

TUNED OUT
"Frequency" turns a boring, complex theory into a boring, complex movie

SECOND CHANCE
In "Me Myself I," a woman discovers her alternative life didn't run true

TELEPHONE GAMED
"Gossip" is the most provocative of the current teen flicks, with its cautionary tale of a planted fib gone wildly out of control

FLOWER GIRLS
"Flowers of Shanghai," set amid China's luxurious 19th-century brothels, is a rapturously claustrophobic, hypnotic and soporific film

MORE BREAD?
"The Waiting Game" is about actors trying to make it--surprise!--by waiting tables

BLONDE AMBITION
"The Girl Next Door" reveals the woman behind porn star Stacey Valentine

HEROES & SUBS
The underwater adventure of "U-571" makes a deep impact

BEDTIME STORY
"Sex: The Annabel Chong Story" focuses on one woman's complex sexual history

WINNING BET
Gambling is the ultimate mind game in the startling, claustrophobic thriller "Croupier"

CHANNELING KAFKA
"The Interview" evolves into a terrific classical yarn of crime and detection

LESSONS OF POVERTY
"Not One Less" is a gentle, unhurried and somewhat atypical slice of neo-realism from one of China's best-known directors

TRINITY WITH A TWIST
Edward Norton's "Keeping the Faith" raises issues of faith, loyalty and trust in a humorous and winning way

RUMBLE STUMBLES
"Ready to Rumble" wrestles with good taste, and loses

SANDRA ON THE ROCKS
Sandra Bullock tries for rehab laughs in "28 Days"

BLACK IRISH
Three Irish bachelors go looking for love in blarney-filled "The Closer You Get"

SO, SO LONG
How greed, ego and technology conspire to make movies painfully long

LEFT HOOKED
"Southpaw" documents the life of Francis Barrett, the first Traveller from Galway to represent Ireland in the Olympic Games

MAWKISH & HAWKISH
"Rules of Engagement" is laughably unsophisticated when it comes to both global politics and questions of truth

MEETING CUTE
Despite its Dogma 95 trappings, "Mifune" is a sweet misfits-find-each-other love story

HAPPY RETURN
Despite a silly premise, "Return to Me" is a perfectly fine romantic comedy

CARTOON DOUBLOONS
Disney duplicator Dreamworks hits paydirt with "The Road to El Dorado"

PLANET ZERO
"Here on Earth" goes wrong every step of the way

SKULLS DRUDGERY
"The Skulls" will leave you bored out of yours

SUICIDE MISSION
Keeping the violence offscreen, "The Terrorist" draws a bead on the psychology of terrorism

MOVIEFONE BLUES?
Moviefone may find that its number is up

CASE OF THE SHAKES
"Romeo Must Die" seems as if its script was passed through a fan before being turned into one awful movie

FEELING FIENNES
"Onegin" raises the question: Has Ralph Fiennes taken on one too many blue-blood roles?

DEATH WARMED OVER
"Final Destination," a film about outwitting death, is an example of a good concept in the hands of a filmmaker who goes over the top

JUST SAY JULIE
With "Miss Julie," Mike Figgis cooks up a searing film version of August Strindberg's button-pushing play

KEEPING IT UNREAL
The wrestling documentary "Beyond the Mat" shamelessly exploits its bizarre subjects

NUCLEAR WAR GAMES
With "Deterrence," writer-director Rod Lurie delivers a tightly paced, real-time drama that's smart and politically sophisticated

ERIN GO BRA
In "Erin Brockovich," Julia Roberts throws everything into the part, from that effervescent smile to an innate sense of comic timing

LEASH LAWS
Jim Jarmusch's "Ghost Dog" packs a loud bark but soft bite

GOING IT ALONE
"Orphans" serves up working-class-woes with a twist

SLOUCHING TOWARD BABYLON
Pitch-perfect "Judy Berlin" writes a bittersweet love letter to suburbia

MISSION: ABORTED
This red planet movie is more like a black hole

DARK SIDE OF OZ
Looking for the Wizard's psychedelic soundtrack

LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL?
"Beautiful People" tracks the lives of Londoners thrown together by chance or circumstance at a time of wildly different crises

WEEPY JAMMIN'
Anjelica Huston plucks heartstrings as a plucky Irish widow in "Agnes Brown"

SLEEK STALKINGS
Lives and crimes collide in the intelligent, stylish thriller "Following"

HO HUM
Equipped with a humming mechanical penis, Garry Shandling gets down to earth in the perky-yet-predictable "What Planet Are You From?"

STAYING AFLOAT
"Drowning Mona" manages to overcome the bile, nastiness and amputee gags that at first threaten to drown it

GOAAAAAL!
Tibetan monks get a kick out of soccer "The Cup"