Horsefeathers
The similarity between cornhole and horseshoes is insulting, especially to those who love horseshoes. The ACA—American Cornhole Association, no joke—nevertheless describes it as such, obviously substituting the beanbags for shoes and the wooden boxes for the metal spikes. Either way, it’s a trend we can’t wait to see pass, quickly, as cornholios clog our streets with their drunken enthusiasm on a nightly basis, oblivious to all notions of common courtesy and self-respect.
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Best of Chicago 2007