Says Ozzie: “I’ve got two people here that drive me crazy. They are all over me, and I’m like ‘Shut up, you drunk.’ It’s easy to make moves when you’re drunk.” ; “Throw a rock at me and I will F-16 you.”; “That guy! He molests children!” If you can’t imagine this being dispensed daily as relationship advice, then you take talk shows too seriously.
Gaucho at Brazzaz
Best audience comments: “Mayor Daley’s speechwriter”; “Cubs GM.”
Best of Chicago 2007