Talk-show host
Says Ozzie: “I’ve got two people here that drive me crazy. They are all over me, and I’m like ‘Shut up, you drunk.’ It’s easy to make moves when you’re drunk.” ; “Throw a rock at me and I will F-16 you.”; “That guy! He molests children!” If you can’t imagine this being dispensed daily as relationship advice, then you take talk shows too seriously.
Audience Choice
Gaucho at Brazzaz
Best audience comments: “Mayor Daley’s speechwriter”; “Cubs GM.”
Best of Chicago 2007
