The Illibuck
The only thing more irrelevant to athletic success than Chief Illiniwek is this wooden turtle, awarded to the winner of the Illinois-Ohio State football game, which reminds aching Illini fans everywhere how Ohio State has beaten their team more times than not.
Audience Choice
New & Improved Chief Illiniwek
Best audience comments: “Lamont Ezekial Luigi Gonalez-Nguyen, the all-inclusive PC cheerleader”; “Ronny Woo Woo.”