DePaul University If you want a year’s salary for doing nothing plus a hefty golden-crucifix termination bonus, just get hired on at DePaul University and get sacked at the end of your probationary period. The only condition for receiving such charitable largesse is to commit blasphemy against some form of political correctness—like questioning Israel’s Palestine policy—and then Chicago’s very own Pontius Pilates will bypass Judas and give you thirty pieces of silver to get the hell out.
