This Week’s Biggest Gainers
1 Jerry Angelo
The man of the hour—the Bears general manager found a way to acquire Pro Bowl quarterback Jay Cutler.
2 Jay Cutler
3 Michael Jordan
The Bulls legend was voted into basketball’s Hall of Fame. Duh.
4 Joel Quenneville
The Blackhawks coach watched his team clinch a playoff spot for the first time in seven years.
5 Patti Blagojevich
The wife of the ex-gov avoided indictment, for now…
This Week’s Biggest Losers
1 Rod Blagojevich
…but hubby wasn’t so lucky.
2 Mayor Daley
Protests held during the International Olympic Committee’s visit to the city didn’t make the mayor look so great.
3 Kyle Orton
Traded to Denver as part of the Cutler deal. So long, neckbeard.
4 Rob Blagojevich, Christopher Kelly, Lon Monk, John Harris, William Cellini
All indicted along with the ex-governor.
5 Jody Weis
A policemen protest during the IOC’s stay didn’t make the superintendent look so great, either.