For the perfect party, select a whimsical high-heel cake server, fashioned from stainless steel and decked out in a pink bow. Don‘t forget the magenta and chartreuse cocktail napkins that feature slogans like, “Hello vodka, it’s Mommy calling.” Choose from spindly colored candles that spell out “You’re Old,” or a single round candle that simply reads “Again.” Pop for a balloon dinosaur kit—complete with a pump—and a giant cupcake soap dispenser for washing off all that gooey frosting. Party favors include aluminum banks, which read, “I’m saving for therapy” and “I’m saving for a blow job.”
