Internet pitchman for one of those “Get ripped fast!” muscle supplements If it’s good enough for The Situation, why not Scott Lee Cohen? A millionaire pawnbroker, Cohen won the 2010 Democratic nomination for Lieutenant Governor but withdrew after domestic-abuse allegations from his divorce surfaced. The beefy politico’s ex-wife claimed his admitted use of steroids resulted in violent fits of ‘roid rage. Cohen spent millions of his own money to reenter the election as an independent candidate for governor but won a measly four percent of the vote, forever branding himself as a political girlie man. Why not turn that lemon into amino-spiked lemonade, showing off those washboard abs in ads for Nox Edge or Nitrocut?
Audience choice: Pawn shop owner Others that were mentioned a few times, amused us or seemed especially weird: “Manage the Cubs”; “Stop using his middle name so people won’t think he’s an assassin.??”
