This week’s biggest gainers:
An unnamed Northwestern University Law Schooler went into labor while taking the bar exam, finished the test, then walked across the street to a hospital and gave birth. Perhaps she’ll go into labor law?
Pledged to plug the budget gap without new taxes.
The Doggfather is expanding his youth football league to the Windy City in the hopes of muzzling teen violence.
Richard M. Daley
Remember him? As the White Sox announced the August 3 game against the Yankees was “Mayor Daley Day,” a new Humboldt Park public library branch will also bear his name.
The retired Sox slugger? Statuesque.
This week’s biggest losers:
The Congressman Tea Partier is being sued for not paying $117,000 in child support for his three kids. Guess there was “no compromise” between him and his ex-wife, Laura, either.
Um, that gap will be $635.7 million.
The Goose Island founder and CEO is moving the production of Chicago beer 312 to New York. Pour me a 212?
The head of the Kendall County Animal Control facility admitted to euthanizing the wrong bull mastiff while putting “Moose” up for adoption, a dog which has bitten at least three people. She did not say anything about letting dead dogs lie.
Waffled on a $4 million renewal offer from the Bears, so they replaced the veteran team leader.