Malört, in the whole United States, is sold only in Chicago. It tastes like a tire fire, like gasoline and burn. Know why? Because it is flavored with wormwood. Honestly, every person should be tricked into drinking this drink, if only to make sure that everyone has known the taste of defeat. The best way to trick your friends into drinking it is to find a bar that sells Malört and buy them a birthday shot. The look of horror on their face will be priceless. Happy Birthday.
