The Silver Fox
As the disgraced politico serves a fourteen-year sentence for trying to sell Obama’s former senate seat to the highest bidder (anyone seen Jesse Jackson Jr. lately?), G-Rod’s appearance has surely become more, um, distinguished. In March his barber Peter Vodovoz told the Associated Press that Blagojevich’s lush locks would go gray in prison because he’d been coloring his hair for years and dye is banned in prison. “His hair will turn gray, like Jay Leno’s,” Vodovoz revealed. Perhaps by showing his age, Blago will command some much-needed respect in the big house as The Most Interesting Ex-Governor in the World.
Audience choice: The hair
Best of Chicago 2012