CLLAW or The Chicago League of Lady Arm Wrestlers
Okay so the competition in this category was pretty thin. Then again, these ladies would have body-slammed any competitors anyway. The gawdy, raucous event is presided over by the exquisite Rockke L. Squelch—who talks like a Bond villain and is just as imposing—and features wrestlers with names like Macho Ma’am Candy Savage, Drinkerbell, Calamity PAIN and Hillary RodARM Clinton. Attendees can bet (and are very aggressively encouraged to) on the outcome of every match and enter into a drawing with really awesome prizes and really not-at-all-awesome prizes for the losers. The upcoming CLLAW XX will be held on November 15th at Logan Auditorium.
Best of Chicago 2014
