Rule No. 1: Know that steppin’ is not a dance, it’s a culture. Rule No. 2: The tango, foxtrot and all other international bullshit they do on “Dancing With the Stars,” is just that, bullshit, when measured against the greatest couple dancing ever created. Rule No. 3: Steppin’ was born, raised, groomed, perfected and gonna maybe die somewhere on Halsted in Chicago. Rule No. 4: It’s what James Brown invented his music for. (Scoop Jackson)
